To slip a little loco weed into your Coca-Cola. We created this game to give you all the stuff you think you want, but to put a burr into your side at the same time. So I’m actually out here to mess with you, if you want to know it. I don’t think you like to be diverted too much. It would be my delight if this game set a trend and all of the arcade bang-bang games that turn kids into pistol-packing papas and mamas were subsumed into games like this in which ethical considerations and using your brain and unraveling puzzles become the modus operandi. I am told by people that it is a game unlike any other game around at the moment and I guess that’s a good thing. Not because I’m smarter, but because everything was done to confuse and upset you. But if you are mad to buy this game, you’ll probably have a hell of a lot of fun playing it, it will probably make you uneasy, and you’ll probably be a smarter person when you’re done playing the game.

ON SALES: We cannot retroactively apply current sales to extant orders.To the person who contemplating buying this game, what would I say? I would say take your money and give it to the homeless, you’ll do more good. ON RETURNS: PayPal-which controls all the transactions on this site-has recently enacted policies that require to charge a 10% restocking fee for erroneously ordered items (and/or incorrect quantities), so please review the items and quantities in your shopping cart prior to checking out. If you order an item with “AVAILABLE ON BACK ORDER” printed in green above the ADD TO CART button, your whole order will not ship until we have the back-ordered item in hand this may require six weeks! If you order an item marked PRE-ORDER, please note that the release date is our best estimate and that all items in that order will be held UNTIL THE PRE-ORDERED ITEM IS AVAILABLE TO SHIP. ON SHIPPING: We typically ship orders once a week, sometimes more, depending upon volume received. Good: May have any of the defects above to a greater degree: rumpled or slightly torn dust jackets, bumps to the boards, etc.įair: A reading copy with significant cosmetic damage. May have minor defects: clipped or chipped dust jacket, dinged corners, etc. New: Straight out of the printer’s carton with no obvious defects.įine: Clean, with no defects, but may show slight wear at edges of book or dust jacket. ON CONDITIONS: Though I use the traditional book-grading terms listed below, it is not possible to annotate the specific defects of each copy, so I’ve defined my terms to describe the average quality of the books in the respective grades. We usually reply within 24 hours unless it’s a weekend or holiday (though, very often, even then).

Harlan ellison i have no mouth