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Tina Fey reveals all, and proves what we’ve always suspected: you’re no one until someone calls you bossy. From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty on Saturday Night Live from her passionately halfhearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a mother eating things off the floor from her one-sided college romance to her nearly fatal honeymoon - from the beginning of this paragraph to this final sentence. She has seen both these dreams come true.Īt last, Tina Fey’s story can be told. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV.

Spirited and whip-smart, these laugh-out-loud autobiographical essays are “a masterpiece” from the Emmy Award-winning actress and comedy writer known for 30 Rock, Mean Girls, and SNL” ( Sunday Telegraph).īefore Liz Lemon, before “Weekend Update,” before “Sarah Palin,” Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher.

Bossy pants by tina fey